Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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