hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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