We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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