I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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