People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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