Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
No...this little piggys going to the bar
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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