My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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