Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
