What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
