someone threw a dead crab at me
i just google imaged poop.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It's shark week go big or go home
well, you know. whores of a feather.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
