she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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