So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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