The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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