love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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