She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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