i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
