They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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