doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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