They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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