It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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