never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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