I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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