we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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