honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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