I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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