hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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