Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
this will be a night to untag.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
