I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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