Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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