He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
your room smells of hookers.
And success
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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