Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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