Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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