so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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