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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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