my soul wont recognize me after tonight
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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