Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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