apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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