what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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