For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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