God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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