I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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