those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
i think im in europe. pls send help
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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