he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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