she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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