i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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