So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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