What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
