did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
