Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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