I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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